basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
When the teacher answers your question but you still don’t understand
i think honestly what amazes me most about all the thin women whining about nicki minaj is that she didn’t even really insult you????? she didn’t call you unattractive or unworthy or ugly she just said “fuck you, i want some fat women out here”
like how whiny and self obsessed are u
a list of emotions i feel frequently
- fall out boy
- 4 am
- lying face down on the floor
- no shirt
when the teacher picks you out for doing the best work in class
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.